Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Ways to Maintain A Healthy, Level of insanity.

So I got this FWD this morning and it so made me smile... I seriously want to try some of these.... so I am throwing this challenge out there... when you are having a down day, try to do one of these things! (I REALLY love number 5)

Ways to Maintain A Healthy, Level of insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All
Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

5 comments:

Chenoa said...

theses are hilarious! Just picturing myslef doing them,gave me,myself and I a good chuckle What a good mood enhancer!

Shelby kept saying "mom,whats so funny??",I just told her she wouldnt get it...

Rachel said...

I rarely laugh at things, and I totally laughed out loud about ordering a diet water!

Michelle said...

LOL!!! I got these about a week ago at work and SOOO wanted to do some of them. I think I actually will now. 3 & 7 are my favorite. I crack up every time I even think abuot doing them...I couldn't keep a straight face...LOL!!!

The Corbett's said...

That is hysterical!! Thanks Stef

Helen said...

I love the last one about the economy and letting one of the children go. Can you see their faces? Oh wait a minute that's just mean. :)