Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Ok guys... I took this test and came out a Democrat. Lets see how you answer :).... Let me know what you answered :) It is fun... but make sure you answer the question (in your head) before you scroll down to see the answers :) Have fun

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer
:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter:Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the
Taxidermist!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

rep

jim

Wis said...

So, rednecks are excessive republicans? Makes sense.

Helen said...

That is so funny! I am a big old repulican!!! Bang!

Anonymous said...

Wow! I have to worry a little bit, Helen and Jimmy. I don't mind the republican part but shouldn't they know a few more things before bang. What if it is a five year old? Sorry but it didn't ask that question.
Leah

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter if he was an Islamic Terroist, if anyone comes at me and my family with a knife BANG. Now if it was a five year old I think I can take him down, I think.

Dan

PS what is this word verification crap, see ya soon

Michelle said...

BANG!!

Gina said...

I'm definitely a republican.

Rachel said...

Bang! And then I would kick him for coming after my family!

Anonymous said...

Your telling me that, Uncle David the only one that lives in a redneck state is the only one that answered REDNECK...
UD-Gdad-Dad

Anonymous said...

...oh, yeah I forgot about Chris and family living in Tennessee, but then again I've never read his comment on your blog...and of course I would ask that you save this test and call for a retest in a year...I'm certain some of the demo-repub's will switch!
UD

Helen said...

Wow, Stef. You got a lot of reaction with this blog entry. Now if we could only hear from Chris. :) Another bang, I'm sure.

psmith said...

definately Repub! No one threatens my family and gets away with it!